asvprock:

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

imninm:

boy: hi
me: i feel like ur lying but okay

wingbeifong:

i’ll gladly drag myself before i give anybody else the satisfaction of doing it

heavyflirtysoul:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay

(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.

cerastes:

Mother: “What do you even do in the internet that you dedicate so much time to it?”

Me:

chandra-nalaar:

me at 9 pm: im gonna fix my sleep schedule

me at 4 am:

suspend:

me everyday:

togepied:

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

“haha remember in the 7th grade when you-“

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion advice

plasdickbottle:

probably

thesassycat:

“This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before”

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

aconnormanning:

Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face

euronymph:

when bae says my ass looks nice 

asvprock:

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

imninm:

boy: hi
me: i feel like ur lying but okay

wingbeifong:

i’ll gladly drag myself before i give anybody else the satisfaction of doing it

heavyflirtysoul:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay

(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.

cerastes:

Mother: “What do you even do in the internet that you dedicate so much time to it?”

Me:

chandra-nalaar:

me at 9 pm: im gonna fix my sleep schedule

me at 4 am:

suspend:

me everyday:

togepied:

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

“haha remember in the 7th grade when you-“

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion advice

plasdickbottle:

probably

thesassycat:

“This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before”

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

aconnormanning:

Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face

euronymph:

when bae says my ass looks nice